"I’m at The Connection just minding my own and enjoying a loud drink when here comes Liquid Smoke with the scimitar. I have just enough time to kick over my table and use it as a shield and pee my pants a little. The sword gets stuck in the table and Smoke has trouble pulling it out. I clock her pretty good on the head with my tumbler and maybe get some gin in her eyes for good measure. I’m trying to figure out if she’s mad about me borrowing her PT Cruiser without asking and on accident setting it on fire when I spilled my martini while trying to light the hookah, or if it’s the whole not really helping raise our child thing. I figure either way I’m getting scimitar’d but good. “Liquid Smoke!” I cry. “What is your deal!” “My deal,” she says, “is you said you’d scrapbook with me tonight and instead you’re sitting in this sad dump getting sauced and laughing too loud at Good Times and making everyone uncomfortable.” “Was that tonight? I thought we scheduled that for fifty years from now when I’m too feeble to mind doing stupid shit.” “Listen to me very carefully,” she hisses. “You are going to assemble our cherished memories in a fun, creative, whimsical manner or hand to god I’ll take the pinking shears to that thing you call a peener.” “You call it a peener. I call it Dandy Jim. And Dandy Jim loves nothing more than glitter and glue sticks and being whimsical.” “Ugh. I know.” » Rating: FOUR SEXY LADIES"

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Ten Sexy Ladies: This Donnybrook With Liquid Smoke

 
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    LMAOoOoOoO..so random.
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